Did you read "Dilbert" this morning?
Dogbert-- "How's your novel coming along?"
Dilbert-- "I'm off to a slow start. All I did this week was stare at a blank screen and feel bad about my lack of talent."
Dogbert-- "Maybe try writing something."
Dilbert-- "I have to think that would make things worse."
Isn't that hilarious? I'm absolutely sure that none of us writers could possibly relate....