I picked up the Denver Post today and found this....
A man guarding a small-town Oklahoma gun range that declared itself a "Muslim-free" business dropped his gun and accidentally shot himself. Armed locals said they began guarding the shop after owners claimed they received death threats over the Muslim-free sign.
"The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell [they] have no idea about weapons safety. It's like the Clampetts came to town," the sheriff said.
I sigh for the world, but I'm definitely going to work this into a story someday.