Colorado Springs is a military town, and we have a lot of young soldiers stationed here at Fort Carson. I met one of those young men recently, and he told me one of the strangest stories I've ever heard.
At twenty-five years old, he's been married for six years. She left him five years ago and moved back to Oklahoma. In that time she's had three kids with two other men. (My hand on the Bible, I am not making this up,) In OK you can't divorce your pregnant wife, and every time this soldier tries to serve her with divorce papers, she's pregnant.
But that, of course, is not the end. The young soldier went back to Oklahoma for his father's funeral, and she showed up (pregnant). And said she wants to work things out and get back together.