I'm starting to fear what I'll read in the paper and hear on the news. These are actual stories, and proof that life is stranger than fiction
"Bear Chases Man in his California Home." Does California have a "Make My Day" law like we do here in Colorado? The bear was obviously just defending himself and his family.
"Study Finds Horrifying Link Between Scented Candles and Health Problems." I'm not making this up, people. Next they'll discover that the quilting on our toilet paper will kill us, too. Be afraid!