We've all heard that "there is no stupid question." Well, Sunday's paper had a list of stupid questions they've received.
"Why do so many things taste like chicken?"
"We have all heard the expression 'Once in a blue moon.' What other colors does the moon come in?"
"I do not understand women. Would the study of quantum mechanics help?"
"How fast is the Earth revolving? If it ever suddenly stopped, how far would a two-hundred-pound man fly? Would I end up in Denver?"