A lady I know, about sixtyish, had her thirteen-year-old grandson after school. "Grandma," he said to her, "I have homework. You have to take me home."
"What do you need?" she asked him.
"I have to look up the definitions of some words," he said.
"I have a dictionary upstairs," she replied.
So he goes upstairs and she hears him walking around. "Grandma, you don't have a computer up here," he calls.
She finds him and hands him an actual dictionary. "Wow," he said. "I had no idea that someone actually wrote all this stuff down."