I’m not sure what my kids did in this room, but based on the debris pattern I’d say they ritually sacrificed a chocolate doughnut.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 3, 2017

Sometimes I feel completely alone in this world.
Other times, I can’t stop to pee without a toddler coming in, and trying to brush my teeth.— JenniFerCryinOutLoud (@sip_at_home_mom) April 4, 2017

Most of being a good parent is just trying to be an average parent despite being incredibly tired.— dadpression (@Dadpression) April 4, 2017

I’ve been married to my husband for a decade & never heard him order straight whiskey at dinner until our road trip with 3 kids.— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) April 3, 2017

Right there with you.

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