I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. With great power, comes great electricity bills. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Violence is never the answer. It’s just a really good solution. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. |
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