My nine-year-old buddy, A, scared me silly when she said that she'd seen horrible things in a women's locker room.
Paralyzed, I was afraid to ask for details.
"I saw spiders," she continued, completely unaware of my reaction. "A huge nest of spiders!"
I wish that spiders were the worst things I've ever seen in a locker room. Some things you can never unsee, and no amount of therapy will ever help....