"They think you're a gold digger," my mom said. "There are rumors there's a contract out on you."
"Half the people in the Burg have contracts on them," Grandma said. "Nothing ever happens because all the mob hit men are in their eighties and have macular degeneration and clogged-up arteries. It's not a job for those millennials. Too much work. Too mess. And you gotta learn a lot of skills."
--Twisted Twenty-Six by Janet Evanovich