"Airleetism.” Airplane + elitism.
Airleetism begins the moment you step into the airport. Are you a Platinum Gold Traveler? No? Then stand in line. Did you pay for Special Keep-Your-Shoes-On Clearance? No? Then stand in line. BTW, there’s no more room for your carry-on. You’re gonna have to tape it to the side of the plane and see what happens."
Have a nice flight!