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Cartoon Wisdom

Don't Do This

     "I think the key to life is to be happy with what you've got."
     "That's very true..."
     "So make sure the stuff you've got is better than anyone else's."
     " may have missed the point."
    "Steal if you have to."

Cartoon wisdom from Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

It's All Relative

"The time between slipping on the ice and hitting the sidewalk is profoundly relative."

Time + space + ice = big owie.

Mister Boffo by Jo Martin

"Genius is 99% perspiration, 5% inspiration, 10% imagination, 15% motivation, and 0% math."
--Mister Boffo by Jo Martin

Give 129% every day!

So True

"I have neither foresight nor hindsight. I was going to hire somebody with those qualities, but it turns out I didn't."

Realistic Resolutions

From Sherman's Lagoon:

"You know, instead of self-improvement...what if I promise not to get any worse? Hello, new me. Same as the old me."

"Just add a few wrinkles."

Happy New Year!


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