I'm still having fun on Facebook, altho they recommend you post three times a day. Really? I can't think of anything I do three times a day (at least, sadly, not anything that doesn't involve food). I don't even floss regularly, and my dentist has warned me that not flossing will probably kill me. My teeth will rot out of my head, then my eyes will fall out and a brain-eating bacteria will finish me off.
Actually, rather like a chicken with it's head cut off, I could probably function for quite awhile before anyone noticed my brain had oozed out of my ears.