"Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse...and using it strategically."

This is never more true than the week before the holidays! Merry Christmas!

"We're assembling a crib from Ikea. Which option on the toll free number gets you a marriage counselor?"

"Airleetism.” Airplane + elitism.

Airleetism begins the moment you step into the airport. Are you a Platinum Gold Traveler? No? Then stand in line. Did you pay for Special Keep-Your-Shoes-On Clearance? No? Then stand in line. BTW, there’s no more room for your carry-on. You’re gonna have to tape it to the side of the plane and see what happens."

--Yahoo Lifestyle

Have a nice flight!