Posted on Friday, June 28, 2019 3:04 PM
My daughter is in the Army National Guard and is planning to invade Russia...as an exercise they're conducting over the summer in a Midwestern state about as far from the Russian front as you can get. She was talking tanks, artillery, and strategy, and I suggested that she include a Zombie Seal Team Six.
She said that her commander has no sense of humor. I told her that if I were her commander, I would reward creativity.
Which is why, I suppose, I will never be an Army officer in charge of anything. |
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Posted on Sunday, January 8, 2017 7:29 PM
I'm researching crimes and sentencing for a story and came up with some interesting tidbits:
The Federal minimum mandatory sentences for
"robbery ashore by a pirate" is life in prison
"Interference in a Civil Service exam" gets you 10 days in the pen.
"Refusal to operate railroad or telegraph lines" gets you locked up for six months.
"Bribery of a meat inspector" can send you up the river for 1 year.
but TREASON will get you five years.
Stay out of trouble! |
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