My daughter is in the Army National Guard and is planning to invade Russia...as an exercise they're conducting over the summer in a Midwestern state about as far from the Russian front as you can get. She was talking tanks, artillery, and strategy, and I suggested that she include a Zombie Seal Team Six.
She said that her commander has no sense of humor. I told her that if I were her commander, I would reward creativity.
Which is why, I suppose, I will never be an Army officer in charge of anything.