The headline: "A Pennsylvania man trying to scare opossums away from his yard accidentally set fire to his house..."

and how did that work out for him?

"...causing $50,000 worth of damage, investigators said. The house was condemned."

Where is Billy the Exterminator when you need him?

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Someone proposed today that United change their slogan to "You carry on, we carry off."

With all the drama over a passenger being dragged off an airplane, this was probably inevitable.

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On a cute puppy picture:

The best things in life are fluffy. And have four paws. And a pink tongue. And are puppies.

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 "Dog Mauls Family After They Try to Dress It in a Christmas Sweater"

   A pit bull mix named Scarface attacked its owner on Friday after she tried to put a Christmas sweater on it, police confirm to PEOPLE. The dog bit two other family members and attacked police officers, too.

It must have been a really ugly sweater.

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